Take your pick...

Howzit bru,

How's life in sunny Paris or London or wherever you find yourself these
days? Haven't heard from you lately and assume it can only be due to a)
finding a French chick who is willing to have sex with you on an ongoing
basis and therefore being to busy to write; b) biting the bullet and finding
a French guy who is willing to have sex with you on an ongoing basis and
therefore being to busy to write; c) hiding your disappointmet at not
finding anyone who is willing to have sex with you on an ongoing basis in
copious amounts of dube and therefore being too busy to write. I'm hoping
it's a) or c), but they don't call it gay Paris for nothing . . .
Life sucks here. No work for a couple of weeks, and no prospect of work. I
would say the market is flat, but that's just a nice way of saying none of
the bastards want to hire me. Even considering a return to sunny London
shortly if nothing comes up . . .

Cheers,
Adam