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Prospective Law Student Found in Bed with Martian.

Rooters - Paris.

An American woman was found unconcious in a Paris apartment in the notorious 17th arrondissment, stalking ground of the best putains money can buy in this city so full of putains that you cannot swing a poodle without one of them sidling up and giving you the Eye.

Two caucasian males found in the apartment were so wazzocked on a yellow fluid and some sort of brown, smelly substance that they were unable to comment.

The Martian was taken into custody and later released without charge after brandishing a mean-looking Ray Gun and pointing it at the Chef de Police's cat.

The whereabouts of the Law student and tall, dopey-looking American male are unknown, but it is alleged that they may have returned to their native country. The other male is still in a state of mild concussion and is being left alone by the authorities, lest he turn violent.