Dogs Screaming

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Dogs Screaming

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1. Dogs Screaming

Sweetevening amigos,

A bunch of people have been asking me about how to get dogs pumped. It's pretty easy, but for those people who've been having trouble I wrote a short guide to getting dogs pumped on the site. Check out the news section at realultimatepower.net. If you want to send in pictures of you getting your dog pumped, send them to realultimatepower@hotmail.com.

Also, our sister site, www.internetmammogram.net , is back up with new and improved technology. So tell your mom if she hasn't had her check up yet.

And for you people who tried to kill me over the weekend, eat a dong. You thought you could stop me from spreading the truth, but I'll slice your face up. You don't know anything about ninjas and I'll uppercut you till your ancestors scream all night long. So next time you come to my house get ready you stupid morons. You probably had no idea my mom was going to fall on you like that. You're so stupid.

Finally Christmas is coming and if want a cheap-ass-thoughtful-present for your homies and relatives, you can pick up REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book for 10 bucks. Get it at major bookstores or at www.amazon.com

REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

O.K. peace out,
Robert Hamburger
realultimatepower@hotmail.com
www.realultimatepower.net