Venus vs Mars
Advice. Do not try to implement a one in one out policy, it gets ugly... It was all going so well until I tried to extend it to bottles of shampoo and then all hell broke loose.
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Subject: RE: FW: We do need to go shopping!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAetc
Oh, man, you are so funny!
I will watch your efforts with interest. This could be a breakthrough for MEN!!!!!
Subject: RE: FW: We do need to go shopping!
05/21/04 03:06 PM
Mars/Venus/being able to answer the phone with the telly on and all that, yup different worlds m8!
I accept her POV with a trouble/sulk/repurcussion free "yes dear" but I do not pretend to understand it!
I thought one in one out was fair? In order to get another waste of money "you'll get bored with it" car I have to sell the old one to make room on the drive, so she should have to throw out a previous "worn once to a wedding and so couldn't possibly wear to another one" dress to make room in the bulging wardrobes. Simple. Same applies to shoes and handbags. The clock is already ticking on those, one year and if they are not worn/used they will be thrown in the boot of the next car I sell.
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To: Subject: RE: FW: We do need to go shopping!LOL
Different Universes, man!
But you do understand her POV, don't you?
Man, what you said about the one in one out is so totally suicidal, I'm afraid to send it to any of my female friends... maybe Peach. Yes, Peach would really see the funny side!
Subject: RE: FW: We do need to go shopping!
05/21/04 02:24 PM
bend? If I bend anymore I'll be lying down! There's a frigging teddy in my bed FFS and I swear it bites me in my sleep.
Glad us blokes aren't like that about wedding clobber. "Dude you totally wore that black suit at Baz's wedding... and Bodgers before that. That's way uncool man, we're dropping you from the footie squad - can't have you wearing the same thing each week... err no wait?"
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Subject: RE: FW: We do need to go shopping!
Dude,
There is something you should know about women
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME!
The sooner you realise this and embrace it, the happier you'll be.
If she wears the same dress to a wedding that other people who are going to be at this wedding went to, the other chicks ARE going to notice.
You know this it true and you know that every single bird you date is going to think in the same way.
Be like the reed in the wind,
bend
05/21/04 01:57 PM
and now she's got the hump with me...
The thing is, this seems vaguely familiar - almost deja-vu. I'm going to get a t-shirt madeup that says "same shit, different chick"
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Subject: Re: FW: We do need to go shopping!
Hahaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
You tried, but you are never, ever going to win!!!
I'm going to put this on DrF
Priceless!!!
Subject: FW: We do need to go shopping!
05/21/04 01:02 PM
Chicks. Unbelievable, read from the bottom - I will never understand them...
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Subject: RE: We do need to go shopping!
Bin liners and safety pins are all the rage this year... that way no matter how many weddings we go to, you can just replace the bin bag and it won't be the same one as the last wedding.
I'm implementing a one in, one out rule. You buy something new, something old has to go (and it has to belong to you, I'm not having you buy a new dress and throw out my "a lifetime of good clean filth" t-shirt)
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Subject: RE: We do need to go shopping!
ERRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Can't possible wear the same one I wore to Angies and Dylan's and Sas and Dens!
The Brazil dress is not really wedding attire we have been invited for the whole day!
I don't have any dress suitable for a wedding!! I might have a suit but I think it's too big for me now!
So yes we do need to go shopping.
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Subject: RE: We do need to go shopping!
I bought you one all the way from Brazil! What about the other one I bought you for Den and Sas's wedding? Or can't you wear one of the 113 I bought over in 3 car loads from your place?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I need a dress for Sarah Jane's Wedding!
Kind Regards,