Les Femmes Françaises

Essential information about the ways of that very attractive, yet highly dangerous creature, the French Babe (written by somebody who was married to one and who, therefore is entitled to Speak):

See, I reckon the problem is that french women have watched far too many french movies. They are indoctrinated to believe that any relationship must be filled with angst, torment, suffering and pain but, under no circumstances, sex.

If, for some reason, sex becomes absolutely necessary, it must be awkward and uncomfortable, completely devoid of any enjoyment for either of the involved parties. And then they must break up. Or commit suicide. Or, in extreme circumstances, go on trip into the countryside where nothing very interesting will happen, especially not sex.

You need to introduce more porn to france, so that they can learn that gratuitous, no-strings-attached sex is a good thing and surprisingly easy to achieve. As for Jakarta, that is not a problem here, except it tends to be of the hi-sailor-boy-me-love-you-long-time variety. Good for a bit of a laugh, but best not taken to seriously unless you have a private stash of penicillin. Judging by some of the expats I've met over here, penicillin must be pretty cheap, though.

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