Sour Grapes

Or...

Three Reasons not to miss Paris!

1. Smokers in the 'non-smoking' section of every restaurant, bistro, cafe, etc.

2. Scooters. Noisy, dangerous, irritating scooters.

3. That bastard upstairs who plays his piano after 10pm

and three reasons to miss Paris

1. Rare steak, regardless of how you asked for it.

2. Waiters and shop assistants whose attention you need to solicit, rather than try to sell you stuff all the time.

3. Sundays are days off for everybody (except boulangers and waiters)... NO SHOPPING!