And While We're on the Subject

Would you like to know how to cook yummy, delicious, wholesome, nourishing Baboon?

Mrs Beefy knows.

"Once you've returned home you can begin readying the baboons for cooking. A length of heavy pipe and a Stanley knife will accomplish the job, but I prefer to hire a chainsaw, strip down and then have my husband release the group into the bathroom en masse - it's a great way of getting rid of tension! Be sure to keep the baboons' clawed hands to use as decoration for the meal. Your guests will often want to take one home with them as they make fine conversation pieces and can be used in any number of minor rituals."

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