I Love Dogs.

They taste great!

Dave Chrisman recounts his attempt to eat what most people normally throw a stick for.

"We sit down. We wait. It's sketchy, but I listen closely and I don't hear any barking. We get some bowls of seaweed salad and what not. Mek Joo. Whatever. We're the only ones there and it's not even midnight. So we drink some Hite beer and wait for a while. No barking. Nothing . Not a peep."

Go and check out the rest of the site, blood-spittingly funny.