Bunny Boiler Seeks...

Nina is a Bunny Boiler seeking a Mate.

Entries in her Great big book of Sorrow include:

"Bewildered 27 year old female with adult acne and anxiety disorders seeks incompetent freak for Budweisers and late night television. Must have long, greasy hair, tattoos and sideburns. If our love child is female, let's name her ninety-nine."

and

"neurotic college dropout filled with self-loathing & disgust seeks half crazed lunatic for a brief, unpleasant affair. I have herpes and hear voices in my head. Please call."

The rest are just as good, go and see!